One for the day

Lets start off with 2 :)

LSD music and lyrics

LSD is different in a refreshing ... awesome way
The lyrics just insane yet apt considering the theme of the movie .. Reality tv nd cameras in modern India ..

These are lyrics of just the four that i liked on a first listen ..
And the lyrics are just Voyeuristic considering the theme of the movie and considering the whole soundtrack make it something to remember ...

1. Tu Gandi Achhi Lagti Hai Song

Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Main saat janam upwasa hoon aur saat samandar pyaasa hoon
Jee bar ke tujhko pee lunga
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai

Main na jaanu kya sharam ae haya, tuje jaane ke main sab bhool gaya
Jo kehte hai ye kufar khata kafir kya hain unko jab bao
Main na jaanu kya sharam ae haya, tuje jaane ke main sab bhool gaya
Jo kehte hai ye kufar khata kafir kya hain unko jab bao
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Sach sach main bolne wala hoon, main mann ka behad kala hoon
Tere rang mein mann rang lunga


Tu rangi achhi lagti hai, tu sachhi achhi lagti hai
Tu achhi achhi lagti hai, tu jhooti
Tu roothi achhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi

2. Love Sex Aur Dhokha

Tujhe goli .. maarunga, meri jaan .. bachaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maaru teri jaan bachaun
Tujhe godh sulau teri neendh udaun
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 4 times

Tasveer utaarunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarun, mele mein dikhaun
Jo dekhe uski akhiyan nachwaun
Hawas ki tarkari mein dala jalan bulan ka jhonka
Hawas ki tarkari mein dala jalan bulan ka jhonka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 2 times


Tujhe goli .. maarunga, meri jaan .. bachaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maarun teri jaan bachaun
Tujhe godh sulaun teri neendh udaun
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 8 times

3 Tainu TV Per Wekhya

Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Sab nu kiss kardi phirde ae, saadi jaan tadapdi ae
Mainu bhi famous kar de, TV pe tu kiss kar de
Tainu TV, tainu TV
O kudiye gal mann lai meri, mera make up hai ready
Kudiye gal mann lai meri, mera make up hai ready
O eligible bachelor kar lai mera swayamvar TV TV TV ban ja biwi biwi biwi
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV .. (tainu TV per wekhya)


Maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
Maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
Daal le aag mein thodi ghee, ban ja ae controversy
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Phir hum maal kamayenge, ik bangla banwayenge
Usme chabbis sau TV banaye show realty
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
Phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
Saare desh badal ke vesh khatri remote paunda bhangra TV TV TV ban ja biwi biwi biwi
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV .. (tainu TV per wekhya ..)



4. Mohabbat Bollywood Style

Adarniye Adi Chopra sir pranam
Mera naam Rahul hai aur mujhe ho gaya hai pyaar
Tabhi to sir peechay mandolin baj raha hai
Aur ab dholak baje ga, lo baj gaya

Mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Chahat to hoti hai marrne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Bollywood style

Sir peechay saath sattar violin, panch dus pongo, do chaar guitar isse kehte hai pyaar

Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai, pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Woh slow motion mein meri taraf aa rahi hai, main speed se uski taraf ja raha hoon
Hum dono ruke phir gale mile aur peechay chorus
Ru ru ru ..

Pyaar mein jaan-e-mann kho gaye hum tum, khul ke hum tum
Dil ne jise manga tha mila woh hum dum, mila woh hum dum
Hum bhi hai tum bhi ho sang hai aasman
Hum bhi hai tum bhi ho rang hai aasman
Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai, pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Ab iske baad bas suhagraat, arrey mandolin wale baja na
Dil dil dil jaane kab tera ho gaya, main bhi to main bhi to tera ho gaya
Shikayat to hoti hai, shikayat to hoti hai
Shikayat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai
Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai (pyaar amar hai)
Jaane jigar hai (jaane jigar hai)
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai (pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai)
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Rajesh Khanna accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar.

He supported his argument with following proofs,







They copied the POSTER!



They even copied my paralyzed hand.



Shabana’s faraway look, copied again.




Do you need more proof...?

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Funny : Why Men Shouldnt Advise Women

Comprehending Engineers

Couldn't help put put this up .. Read it ol ...

Comprehending Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking
across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The
second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The
second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

Comprehending Engineers - Take Two: To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice
as big as it needs to be.

Comprehending Engineers-Take Three: A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were
waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer
fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
"The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with
him." [dramatic pause] "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes,
that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our
clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free
anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said,
"Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if
there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these
guys play at night?"

Comprehending Engineers-Take Four: There was an engineer who had an
exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company
loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the
company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were
having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. They had tried
everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In
desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of
their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He
spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a
small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated,
"This is where your problem is". The part was replaced and the machine
worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from the
engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his
charges. The engineer responded briefly: One chalk mark, $1. Knowing where
to put it, $49,999. It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in
peace.

Comprehending Engineers-Take Five: What is the difference between
Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

Comprehending Engineers-Take Six: Three engineering students were gathered
together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It
was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No,
it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of
electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Comprehending Engineers-Take Seven: "Normal people ... believe that if it
ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it
doesn't have enough features yet.

Comprehending Engineers-Take Eight: An architect, an artist and an engineer
were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a
mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time
with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The
engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife
and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other
woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."


Comprehending Engineers - Take Nine: An engineer was crossing a road one day
when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog
asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that
I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss
me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

Funny

A brilliant site i stumbled upon

http://stopdroplol.com/

Some of the cool pics i found there in case the site ever goes down or if we need a backup :)

The last one is hilarious ...

Anarchy at the work place

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