Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The curious case of PHANTOM **** PATIL

This is a true story

A friend of mine went to a college in Pune for a campus interview.He was as usual interviewing the candidates, the next candidate came in.

the candidate : "Good Morning Sir"
dude about to be mind fucked : "Good morning"
the candidate : " Im PHANTOM ***rao something something PATIL"
mind fucked dude : "your name is PHANTOM PATIL ???"
the candidate smiling : "yes sir my father named me"
mind fucked dude : "why did he name u PHANTOM ?"
PHANTOM PATIL : "karan PHANTOM kadhi marat nahi"

End of story

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

One for the day

Lets start off with 2 :)








Thursday, March 18, 2010

LSD music and lyrics

LSD is different in a refreshing ... awesome way
The lyrics just insane yet apt considering the theme of the movie .. Reality tv nd cameras in modern India ..

These are lyrics of just the four that i liked on a first listen ..
And the lyrics are just Voyeuristic considering the theme of the movie and considering the whole soundtrack make it something to remember ...

1. Tu Gandi Achhi Lagti Hai Song

Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Main saat janam upwasa hoon aur saat samandar pyaasa hoon
Jee bar ke tujhko pee lunga
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai

Main na jaanu kya sharam ae haya, tuje jaane ke main sab bhool gaya
Jo kehte hai ye kufar khata kafir kya hain unko jab bao
Main na jaanu kya sharam ae haya, tuje jaane ke main sab bhool gaya
Jo kehte hai ye kufar khata kafir kya hain unko jab bao
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Sach sach main bolne wala hoon, main mann ka behad kala hoon
Tere rang mein mann rang lunga


Tu rangi achhi lagti hai, tu sachhi achhi lagti hai
Tu achhi achhi lagti hai, tu jhooti
Tu roothi achhi lagti hai
Tu gandi achhi lagti hai, tu bandi achhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagti hai
Tu kali si kachhi

2. Love Sex Aur Dhokha

Tujhe goli .. maarunga, meri jaan .. bachaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maaru teri jaan bachaun
Tujhe godh sulau teri neendh udaun
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 4 times

Tasveer utaarunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaunga
Jo dekhega uski akhiyan nachwaunga
Tasveer utaarun, mele mein dikhaun
Jo dekhe uski akhiyan nachwaun
Hawas ki tarkari mein dala jalan bulan ka jhonka
Hawas ki tarkari mein dala jalan bulan ka jhonka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 2 times


Tujhe goli .. maarunga, meri jaan .. bachaunga
Tujhe goli maarunga, teri jaan bachaunga
Tujhe godh sulaunga, teri neendh udaunga
Tujhe goli maarun teri jaan bachaun
Tujhe godh sulaun teri neendh udaun
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Saans ye meri bhaamph hai baby garam agan ka jhoka
Kaatke rakh doonga agar tune judne se roka
(love sex aur dhoka darling - 3 times, love sex aur dhoka)
Love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - 8 times

3 Tainu TV Per Wekhya

Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Sab nu kiss kardi phirde ae, saadi jaan tadapdi ae
Mainu bhi famous kar de, TV pe tu kiss kar de
Tainu TV, tainu TV
O kudiye gal mann lai meri, mera make up hai ready
Kudiye gal mann lai meri, mera make up hai ready
O eligible bachelor kar lai mera swayamvar TV TV TV ban ja biwi biwi biwi
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV .. (tainu TV per wekhya)


Maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
Maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
Daal le aag mein thodi ghee, ban ja ae controversy
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Phir hum maal kamayenge, ik bangla banwayenge
Usme chabbis sau TV banaye show realty
Tainu TV, tainu TV
Phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
Phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
Saare desh badal ke vesh khatri remote paunda bhangra TV TV TV ban ja biwi biwi biwi
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Tainu TV per wekhya, hai main tujpe marr jawa
Mujhse shaadi karle aa chad de laaj sharam parda
Tainu TV .. (tainu TV per wekhya ..)



4. Mohabbat Bollywood Style

Adarniye Adi Chopra sir pranam
Mera naam Rahul hai aur mujhe ho gaya hai pyaar
Tabhi to sir peechay mandolin baj raha hai
Aur ab dholak baje ga, lo baj gaya

Mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Chahat to hoti hai marrne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Bollywood style

Sir peechay saath sattar violin, panch dus pongo, do chaar guitar isse kehte hai pyaar

Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai, pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Woh slow motion mein meri taraf aa rahi hai, main speed se uski taraf ja raha hoon
Hum dono ruke phir gale mile aur peechay chorus
Ru ru ru ..

Pyaar mein jaan-e-mann kho gaye hum tum, khul ke hum tum
Dil ne jise manga tha mila woh hum dum, mila woh hum dum
Hum bhi hai tum bhi ho sang hai aasman
Hum bhi hai tum bhi ho rang hai aasman
Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai, pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Ab iske baad bas suhagraat, arrey mandolin wale baja na
Dil dil dil jaane kab tera ho gaya, main bhi to main bhi to tera ho gaya
Shikayat to hoti hai, shikayat to hoti hai
Shikayat to hoti hai karne ke liye
Mohabbat to hoti hai karne ke liye, mohabbat to hoti hai
Bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style, mohabbat bollywood style
Pyaar amar hai (pyaar amar hai)
Jaane jigar hai (jaane jigar hai)
Pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai (pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai)
Ooo ho gaya, ho gaya ..

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Rajesh Khanna accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar.

He supported his argument with following proofs,







They copied the POSTER!



They even copied my paralyzed hand.



Shabana’s faraway look, copied again.




Do you need more proof...?

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