Sunday, May 10, 2009

Network - Insane movie !!!

Im writing this post a little late i guess considering i saw this movie almost a year ago !!! but then i guess there's no time frame for writing a blog post :) plus seeing the movie again 2day has something to do with it , i guess

The story of the movie is just insane and from the moment you start watching it you know that you are viewing a movie with complete skill ...The story revolves around the life of Howard Beale a TV news anchor far from his prime .. who has seen really gud days but now is really low on TRP .. one day on another one of his boring shows he announces that in a week from now he would kill him self ... from there on the movie takes a quantum leap into how new age ambitious media ppl decide to put this slowly turning manic on prime time television as a instant processed messiah of the ppl ... finally killing him when their ploy turns agains them ...
A ploy wherein in the new Howard Beale show theres a Lady with a tarrot card and a Man who predicts the weather using his crystal bowl (smething that strikes a resemblance on sum of our TV channels 2day)

Here are some of the the insane monologues in the movie

Howard Beale:


1. I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,
'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

2. Howard Beale:


[arms outstretched to the heavens] Edward George Ruddy died today! Edward George Ruddy was the Chairman of the Board of the Union Broadcasting Systems, and he died at eleven o'clock this morning of a heart condition, and woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble!
[calmly strolling toward the audience] So. A rich little man with white hair died. What has that got to do with the price of rice, right? And *why* is that woe to us? Because you people, and sixty-two million other Americans, are listening to me right now. Because less than three percent of you people read books! Because less than fifteen percent of you read newspapers! Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube! This tube is the Gospel, the ultimate revelation. This tube can make or break presidents, popes, prime ministers... This tube is the most awesome God-damned force in the whole godless world, and woe is us if it ever falls in to the hands of the wrong people, and that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA -- the Communication Corporation of America. There's a new Chairman of the Board, a man called Frank Hackett, sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the twentieth floor. And when the twelfth largest company in the world controls the most awesome God-damned propoganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what shit will be peddled for truth on this network?
[ascending the stage] So, you listen to me. Listen to me: Television is not the truth! Television is a God-damned amusement park! Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, side-show freaks, lion tamers, and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business! So if you want the truth... Go to God! Go to your gurus! Go to yourselves! Because that's the only place you're ever going to find any real truth.
[laughing to himself] But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF...
[collapses in a prophetic swoon as the audience erupts in thunderous applause]
You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal. You do. Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion.


3. Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube. This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation; this tube can make or break presidents, popes, prime ministers; this tube is the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless world, and woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people, and that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communications Corporation of America; there's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett, sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the twentieth floor. And when the 12th largest company in the world controls the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what shit will be peddled for truth on this network?

4. Arthur Jensen:

[bellowing] You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!
Arthur Jensen: [calmly] Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those *are* the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.
Howard Beale: Why me?
Arthur Jensen: Because you're on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.
Howard Beale: I have seen the face of God.
Arthur Jensen: You just might be right, Mr. Beale.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Parking @ Viman Nagar

Living in Viman Nagar has quantumly improved in the last 6-8 months.I mean there r restaurants every 100 mtrs literally. There's a 3 storey restaurant with different cuisines served at each floor at lesser than a 100 mtrs ;) there's a world gym thats started thats even closer bang in front of my house (almost) !!! Mixed signals i say restaurants at walking distances and a gym thats even closer ...

However the pain in the ass fucks that are seriously spoiling the fun are these traffic guys that hav this random vehicle that keeps going about @ 10k an hour all the tim in the different roads here with the traffic ppl running along almost faster than the truck pouncing on any 2 wheeler parked on the road without any one sitting on it ..

Man r these guys slick they hav the bik up and away onto the truck or wateva it is in no tim .. I was actually amazed at how fast they did their shit because they did not look very well fed .. as in if they didn't hav their uniforms on i would hav thought it was a bunch of underfed orphans that had escaped from their orphange to get smething to eat !!!

Neways back to the pt ... i was actually amazed today .. i had parked ma bik in front of a takaway here as busy chking the order of ma pomfret for lunch when i heard this commotion .. it was a lazy saturday afternoon nd i had just gotten up abt 45 min back so was not so much into wat was happening around me .. neways i saw this set of 4 guys in blue uniforms running towards a red pulsar (my bike which i realized a few seconds later) ... suddenly from the shop i was in ... a group of ppl in maroon uniforms started waving and shouting loudly (these wer the waiters of the take away which i again realized a few seconds later) ...

So this set of blue uniformed fucks just got of the moving truck and quickly crossed the road but while this was happening the red uniformed saviors ;) wer on top of the situation (as again i realized a few seconds later) one of them realizing that the customer (ie me) hadn't grasped the reality of the situation .. took it upon him self to save the day (god bless him may he get a bik to do his deliveries instead of the cycle currently bestowed upon him) ... so this dude goes and sits on the bike and holds on to the handle like theres no tomorrow ... and just in the nick of time too .. the fucking blue vultures cowered back in to their fucked up truck which again continued on its journey @ 10 km per hour ...

To top it all .. me now partially aware of wat was happening rushed to my bik and seeing some random red uniformed guy sitting on my bik holding on to its handles, went on to hold the back of the bik with all the strength i was ready to shout at him ... but as the truck before me moved on with the blue dudes looking on with smug faces at us ... i realized that this was a waiter ... he was with the good guys ... I wanted to thank him ... but he lik a soldier acted as if it was nothing at all had happend and showed me their exclusive parking space behind a tree ... like a safe haven only for his customers ... i just went on and doubled my order

The battle was won but not the war ... tomorrow there will be another customer .. hopefully another savior ... Just another day at Vimannagar ... LOL

Bottom Line : Viman Nagar needs proper parking .. also has a lot of interesting shit happening all the tim ;)

Friday, November 28, 2008

Operation Black Tornado

The Taj ... Before the attack .. legend has it that once JRD Tata wasn't allowed to a 5 Star Hotel in Bombay cause of his race ... nd he came back to build the Taj Hotel in 1903 .. the best in India and amongst the top 5 in the world that time



A heritage site ... and now after the terrorist attack dis is what is being done to the vision of that man some thing that stood out the test of time so much so that when the new Taj was made the old one was kept as it is as a tribute to the vision of a man that in its tim was the symbol of what being an Indian meant







With it finally reopening today ... wat happened at the end of the whole cycle ... lets see Pakistan hasnt done any thing ... Politicians after a week of "solidarity" are back to "wondering" whether the ATS Chief was killed by people who wer involved with the Malegaon blasts (basically minority appeasement) .. the nerve of these people ... also the house of Major Unnikrishnan was compared to a dogs house within a day of his funeral ... people hav organized candle marches to show solidarity against terror (im with you without a candle march - Peace )
Masood Azhar who was placed under house arrest 2 weeks back by the government .. mite suddenly not even be in Pakistan ... And of course a certain Mr Antulay a union cabinet minister has to open his hole and let all of his frustrated minority vote bank politics come out ... Luckily atleast 2 of the best hotels in Bombay are reopenning ... I now feel that atleast the people who werent personally witness to the incident will feel a little peace ...

A little food for thought if the govt doesnt give a f***k about any one who dies in terror attacks .. insults the famil of someone who gave up his life for the country maybe instead of taking out candle marches people should just vote for a different government ...

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Metallica - Death Magnetic Audio Stream

For all the ppl who hav been waiting to hear the Album the album is put up on the official Metallica Site for streaming only ;)



The album rules !!!

Listen to Album Death Magnetic

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Wastedness ... I and II

Weneva i have to spend a day i am either actually doin something or just drifting along or as i will explain am in a state of Wastedness

There are two kinds of wasted (as i hav come to realize) one is the gud kind wherein u decide that u dont want to do shit ... and keep on goin till u feel totally gone ... start talkin crap , laughin at stuff da wouldnt remotely be funny normanlly nd da best part is others go along and have fun too ...

I was happy being wasted of the first kind the whole of engg till da end wen i had reached da fag end of ma proj

Den i met Wastedness part II and it came back to haunt me in da past few Weeks

Here u wer doin everythin rite .. u want to do things .. lets say u hav to do things ... stuff starts interrupting the time u wer in wasted (da 1st kind) .. u get irritated ... things seem fcked up ... cause u dont want to be wasted but are cause things are not up to u nd others r too slow or cant do the stuff themselves .. things can get worse ? u soon find out smethin u did right got screwed up cause others didnt realize it was ready or simply shit happend u dont know y ... den just wen u least expect it .. u r out of da vicious wastedness II nd back to not doing things at all when u dont want to do them and doing them weneva u actually do !!!

Heres to Wasteness I

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mc Lovin ...

Superbad was one of the classier movies to release last year. not only was it funny but also wasn't cheap like some of the latter American Pie series. The man who stole the show was Mc Lovin ... The part from where he enters to the fake license rite through the end part where the cops carry hime out frm the part with him showing off his "punk ass" attitude .. just took the movie to another level ...



Look at him go Mc Lovin ..

McLovin quotes

When McLovin makes a fake license id

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Fogell: Well, it was between McLovin or Mohammed.
Seth: Why the f*** would it be between Mohammed or Mclovin?!
Fogell: Mohammed is the most common name in the world, why not read a book ass face
Seth: How many people do you know named Mahhomad?
Fogell: How many people do you know named McLovin?
Seth: Exactly!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin

End of story ... :P

When McLovin is asked about his name by cops


Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.
Officer Michaels: ‘Sounds like a sexy hamburger!

About his age ...

"How old are you?"

"old enough?"

"For What?"

"to party"

McLovin the ladies man ...



Story of how he told one of dem ladies the time

"I told her wat time it was cheeka cheeka yea yea"

Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It’s not the “going” I’m worried about… but the “coming.”

when mclovin walks into the science room;
"gangstas, whats up guys"

This one isnt exactly a quote

Seth: Number 1, you look like a future pedophile on this picture....
Number 2, it doesnt even have a first name, it just says McLovin...

Evan: McLovin? What are you and Irish R'n'B singer?

another un.....
Seth: Why the fuck are you wearin a vest?
Fogell: Im tryna look olderr
Seth: You look like Pinocchio

I guess theres a lil Mc Lovin in all of us ;)





I have to end with another McLovin quote with a link to to get a McLovin id

"Hell ye,show these fukas how we roll"

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Mails I got ... that fu*ked my mind .. Part I ... A Cute love story or so he says !!!

Everyone gets a lil mind fu**ed at work. Its ok ... and everyone gets those spam mails about friendship or a true story about "how in the end we realize it is important to express your love" u know wat i mean .. but this maill dat im about to put up is smething else .. it cracked me up at work and ppl wer wondering why ? jus chk it out ill put forth my thoughts after u ppl read this ...

Subject A cute love story


A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.

BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.















WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?








ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............



moral of the story:

if u love someone......say to him directly don't wait for the destiny to play the role.............otherwise u will lose that person




**************** The end ***********************************

I put the end so you know that the "cute" love story is over ;)

My thoughts

First of all i dont think the "love story" is cute .. if its a love story at all

One upon a time there was this girl worked at a cd shop and and guy fell for her ... dats a beginning of a love story ...
but this starts of with A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE ? hmmmm ...

Neways we go on ...

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

another abrupt deviation from a love story unless it involves rebirth ;)

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM

ok its a lil weird but ppl do weirder things "in love" ...

Next sentence

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

Ok still in the flow ...

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

a poetic gesture of sadness (cried nd cried ... nd finally died ;) )

Nest sentence

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

Is this author fu*king with our heads ... i know she cried nd cried .. but she also finally died ... still do we wat to know why she cried ...

his hold over the plot is breath taking ... such a deep philosophy ... so very deep ... that i almost drowned in it !!!