Parking @ Viman Nagar

Living in Viman Nagar has quantumly improved in the last 6-8 months.I mean there r restaurants every 100 mtrs literally. There's a 3 storey restaurant with different cuisines served at each floor at lesser than a 100 mtrs ;) there's a world gym thats started thats even closer bang in front of my house (almost) !!! Mixed signals i say restaurants at walking distances and a gym thats even closer ...

However the pain in the ass fucks that are seriously spoiling the fun are these traffic guys that hav this random vehicle that keeps going about @ 10k an hour all the tim in the different roads here with the traffic ppl running along almost faster than the truck pouncing on any 2 wheeler parked on the road without any one sitting on it ..

Man r these guys slick they hav the bik up and away onto the truck or wateva it is in no tim .. I was actually amazed at how fast they did their shit because they did not look very well fed .. as in if they didn't hav their uniforms on i would hav thought it was a bunch of underfed orphans that had escaped from their orphange to get smething to eat !!!

Neways back to the pt ... i was actually amazed today .. i had parked ma bik in front of a takaway here as busy chking the order of ma pomfret for lunch when i heard this commotion .. it was a lazy saturday afternoon nd i had just gotten up abt 45 min back so was not so much into wat was happening around me .. neways i saw this set of 4 guys in blue uniforms running towards a red pulsar (my bike which i realized a few seconds later) ... suddenly from the shop i was in ... a group of ppl in maroon uniforms started waving and shouting loudly (these wer the waiters of the take away which i again realized a few seconds later) ...

So this set of blue uniformed fucks just got of the moving truck and quickly crossed the road but while this was happening the red uniformed saviors ;) wer on top of the situation (as again i realized a few seconds later) one of them realizing that the customer (ie me) hadn't grasped the reality of the situation .. took it upon him self to save the day (god bless him may he get a bik to do his deliveries instead of the cycle currently bestowed upon him) ... so this dude goes and sits on the bike and holds on to the handle like theres no tomorrow ... and just in the nick of time too .. the fucking blue vultures cowered back in to their fucked up truck which again continued on its journey @ 10 km per hour ...

To top it all .. me now partially aware of wat was happening rushed to my bik and seeing some random red uniformed guy sitting on my bik holding on to its handles, went on to hold the back of the bik with all the strength i was ready to shout at him ... but as the truck before me moved on with the blue dudes looking on with smug faces at us ... i realized that this was a waiter ... he was with the good guys ... I wanted to thank him ... but he lik a soldier acted as if it was nothing at all had happend and showed me their exclusive parking space behind a tree ... like a safe haven only for his customers ... i just went on and doubled my order

The battle was won but not the war ... tomorrow there will be another customer .. hopefully another savior ... Just another day at Vimannagar ... LOL

Bottom Line : Viman Nagar needs proper parking .. also has a lot of interesting shit happening all the tim ;)

Operation Black Tornado

The Taj ... Before the attack .. legend has it that once JRD Tata wasn't allowed to a 5 Star Hotel in Bombay cause of his race ... nd he came back to build the Taj Hotel in 1903 .. the best in India and amongst the top 5 in the world that time



A heritage site ... and now after the terrorist attack dis is what is being done to the vision of that man some thing that stood out the test of time so much so that when the new Taj was made the old one was kept as it is as a tribute to the vision of a man that in its tim was the symbol of what being an Indian meant







With it finally reopening today ... wat happened at the end of the whole cycle ... lets see Pakistan hasnt done any thing ... Politicians after a week of "solidarity" are back to "wondering" whether the ATS Chief was killed by people who wer involved with the Malegaon blasts (basically minority appeasement) .. the nerve of these people ... also the house of Major Unnikrishnan was compared to a dogs house within a day of his funeral ... people hav organized candle marches to show solidarity against terror (im with you without a candle march - Peace )
Masood Azhar who was placed under house arrest 2 weeks back by the government .. mite suddenly not even be in Pakistan ... And of course a certain Mr Antulay a union cabinet minister has to open his hole and let all of his frustrated minority vote bank politics come out ... Luckily atleast 2 of the best hotels in Bombay are reopenning ... I now feel that atleast the people who werent personally witness to the incident will feel a little peace ...

A little food for thought if the govt doesnt give a f***k about any one who dies in terror attacks .. insults the famil of someone who gave up his life for the country maybe instead of taking out candle marches people should just vote for a different government ...

Metallica - Death Magnetic Audio Stream

For all the ppl who hav been waiting to hear the Album the album is put up on the official Metallica Site for streaming only ;)



The album rules !!!

Listen to Album Death Magnetic

Wastedness ... I and II

Weneva i have to spend a day i am either actually doin something or just drifting along or as i will explain am in a state of Wastedness

There are two kinds of wasted (as i hav come to realize) one is the gud kind wherein u decide that u dont want to do shit ... and keep on goin till u feel totally gone ... start talkin crap , laughin at stuff da wouldnt remotely be funny normanlly nd da best part is others go along and have fun too ...

I was happy being wasted of the first kind the whole of engg till da end wen i had reached da fag end of ma proj

Den i met Wastedness part II and it came back to haunt me in da past few Weeks

Here u wer doin everythin rite .. u want to do things .. lets say u hav to do things ... stuff starts interrupting the time u wer in wasted (da 1st kind) .. u get irritated ... things seem fcked up ... cause u dont want to be wasted but are cause things are not up to u nd others r too slow or cant do the stuff themselves .. things can get worse ? u soon find out smethin u did right got screwed up cause others didnt realize it was ready or simply shit happend u dont know y ... den just wen u least expect it .. u r out of da vicious wastedness II nd back to not doing things at all when u dont want to do them and doing them weneva u actually do !!!

Heres to Wasteness I

Mc Lovin ...

Superbad was one of the classier movies to release last year. not only was it funny but also wasn't cheap like some of the latter American Pie series. The man who stole the show was Mc Lovin ... The part from where he enters to the fake license rite through the end part where the cops carry hime out frm the part with him showing off his "punk ass" attitude .. just took the movie to another level ...



Look at him go Mc Lovin ..

McLovin quotes

When McLovin makes a fake license id

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Fogell: Well, it was between McLovin or Mohammed.
Seth: Why the f*** would it be between Mohammed or Mclovin?!
Fogell: Mohammed is the most common name in the world, why not read a book ass face
Seth: How many people do you know named Mahhomad?
Fogell: How many people do you know named McLovin?
Seth: Exactly!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin

End of story ... :P

When McLovin is asked about his name by cops


Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.
Officer Michaels: ‘Sounds like a sexy hamburger!

About his age ...

"How old are you?"

"old enough?"

"For What?"

"to party"

McLovin the ladies man ...



Story of how he told one of dem ladies the time

"I told her wat time it was cheeka cheeka yea yea"

Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It’s not the “going” I’m worried about… but the “coming.”

when mclovin walks into the science room;
"gangstas, whats up guys"

This one isnt exactly a quote

Seth: Number 1, you look like a future pedophile on this picture....
Number 2, it doesnt even have a first name, it just says McLovin...

Evan: McLovin? What are you and Irish R'n'B singer?

another un.....
Seth: Why the fuck are you wearin a vest?
Fogell: Im tryna look olderr
Seth: You look like Pinocchio

I guess theres a lil Mc Lovin in all of us ;)





I have to end with another McLovin quote with a link to to get a McLovin id

"Hell ye,show these fukas how we roll"

Mails I got ... that fu*ked my mind .. Part I ... A Cute love story or so he says !!!

Everyone gets a lil mind fu**ed at work. Its ok ... and everyone gets those spam mails about friendship or a true story about "how in the end we realize it is important to express your love" u know wat i mean .. but this maill dat im about to put up is smething else .. it cracked me up at work and ppl wer wondering why ? jus chk it out ill put forth my thoughts after u ppl read this ...

Subject A cute love story


A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.

BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.















WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?








ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............



moral of the story:

if u love someone......say to him directly don't wait for the destiny to play the role.............otherwise u will lose that person




**************** The end ***********************************

I put the end so you know that the "cute" love story is over ;)

My thoughts

First of all i dont think the "love story" is cute .. if its a love story at all

One upon a time there was this girl worked at a cd shop and and guy fell for her ... dats a beginning of a love story ...
but this starts of with A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE ? hmmmm ...

Neways we go on ...

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

another abrupt deviation from a love story unless it involves rebirth ;)

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM

ok its a lil weird but ppl do weirder things "in love" ...

Next sentence

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

Ok still in the flow ...

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

a poetic gesture of sadness (cried nd cried ... nd finally died ;) )

Nest sentence

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

Is this author fu*king with our heads ... i know she cried nd cried .. but she also finally died ... still do we wat to know why she cried ...

his hold over the plot is breath taking ... such a deep philosophy ... so very deep ... that i almost drowned in it !!!

Phrandship De Messages (Wishes on Friendship Day) 2008

Dis year Friendship Day coincided with one of my friend's bday ... On da its eve ... me, down with fever cold etc ... did ma gargling (wat does dis hav to do with da post ?? go with da flow ;) ) had ma medication and was all set to go out ... was a lil late . had to go went out faaaaar away .. still had fun ... a blast actually (found out from one of ma frndz that her ceo/ head or sum bigshot is gay (( mind fucked all the way back !!! ))even this has nothing to do with the post but had to share dis info ) ... had cutting at Ruby hall at 3 in da mornin lik college days (needed to get in the right frame of mind ;) )

In short mostly a total blast !!!

Got up in the morning had to go to mocha to meet other frndz (cause it frndship day and one of them was leaving for the us in da nxt week) .. so before leaving I sent the basic
"Happy Friendship Day - Digvijay"
message to all ppl i could in ma cell ...

Now here's some the messages dat i got on frienship day from ma frndz !!!
(PS : The following messages were actually received by me at the specified tim da post is only for fun so don feel bad no one ;))

Annotations
The USUAL - Happy Friendship Day

--> my comments

"Staying at d Back Giving own power and Support 2 those who r in Front & still being egoless is wat v should learn from Zero (0)
Njoy& b happy" - 23:05 - 1 hr before D-day

--> Wow basically im supposed to epitomize zero (da symbol for nothing) .. btw does this qualify as a frndship message ? :P

"The times we shared was like a shooting star ... filled with beautiful moments ... forever engraved in our hearts ... lets cherish these moments .. n create many such memories with a liftim .. Frends forvever !!! Happy Frndship DE !!!"
23:54 - 6 min before D-day

--> Times we share ... like a shooting star ?? Wow as in dis was short and sweet or burnt out after friction (sorry for going into da physics of it) neways its all cool ... shooting star "toh" (implying then) shooting star LOL

"Dictionary is d only place where Death comes before life Divorce before Marriage Success b4 work but the best part is Friend always comes before GOD , The USUAL"
10:47 D-day

--> Hope Jesus didnt read the message ;)

"A frnd is 1 who sees ur 1st drop of tear, catches the 2nd, stops the 3rd & turns the 4th into a smile .. The USUAL "
11:17 D-Day

--> Basically each friend will make u cry atleast 4 times ;) another technical doubt if he stops the 3rd den there shouldnt be a 4th, should there ??

" In dis beautiful world many frnds I make,
Many hands I shake
But best of dem are very few
One of dem is you "

11:40 D-day

--> Wat a poetic gesture ... No words can express my feeling at dis ... ahem Rhyme

"The USUAL .. truly said a wealth man is one with true frndz" 12:01 D-day

--> I always was a wealth man ;)

"Feeling of Love + Moments of Caring + Smaal smal sharing + Stupid Fights + Shoulders to Cry + 2 gether in pain = Creates MIRACLE called friend .. The USUAL"
12:13 D-day

--> The equation is complicated alright but why is the sharing "smal smal" .. is dis a signal frnd to frnd ?? LOL ... im cool with da together in pain nd shoulders to cry part

"A friend once asked me, 'What if I broke your trust someday?' I replied .'Trusting you was my decision and proving me right is your choice ! The USUAL "
12:20 D-day

--> Are ppl sending me clear signals ? this sounds more like a dialogue from my moral science text book when i was in school ... btw i got the msg ;)

"1 day go god asked me wat do u want 10 zillion $ or a gr8 friend ... I said i want 10 zillion $ bcoz i already ha a gr8 frnd "
14:22 D-day

--> Hmmmmmmm ... who is "go" god ? even i want 10 zillion .. ask him to ask me too ... btw u r rite up der in my list of gr8 frndz atleast u could hav chosen me still just in the message LOL a true friend with common sense !! ;)


"Frndship is a network that needs no recharge ! no roaming ! no validity ! no signal problems ! just dont switch ur heart off .. The USUAL"
15:10

--> Sure dude .. i wont switch off my heart (i dont know wat he really means thank god !! ;) ) btw u into sales or marketing ? LOL

"Frndz never go away, dey walk besides us everyday, unseen and unheard still near still loved still MISSED & still very dear !! The USUAL"
16:09 D-day

--> Dis message is really different .. makes me feel like on of those "dead ppl" in the movie THE SIXTH SENSE only that even da kid wont be able to see me ... eerie !!!

"Frnds r lik walls of house smetimes they hold up .. smetimes u lean on them but smetimes its enuf to know dat dey r just standing der "

22:01 D-day

--> He's not an architect but i liked the way he thought ... im lik a wall on a house .. neat (watever im just standing der arent i ??) ;)