Wastedness ... I and II

Weneva i have to spend a day i am either actually doin something or just drifting along or as i will explain am in a state of Wastedness

There are two kinds of wasted (as i hav come to realize) one is the gud kind wherein u decide that u dont want to do shit ... and keep on goin till u feel totally gone ... start talkin crap , laughin at stuff da wouldnt remotely be funny normanlly nd da best part is others go along and have fun too ...

I was happy being wasted of the first kind the whole of engg till da end wen i had reached da fag end of ma proj

Den i met Wastedness part II and it came back to haunt me in da past few Weeks

Here u wer doin everythin rite .. u want to do things .. lets say u hav to do things ... stuff starts interrupting the time u wer in wasted (da 1st kind) .. u get irritated ... things seem fcked up ... cause u dont want to be wasted but are cause things are not up to u nd others r too slow or cant do the stuff themselves .. things can get worse ? u soon find out smethin u did right got screwed up cause others didnt realize it was ready or simply shit happend u dont know y ... den just wen u least expect it .. u r out of da vicious wastedness II nd back to not doing things at all when u dont want to do them and doing them weneva u actually do !!!

Heres to Wasteness I

Mc Lovin ...

Superbad was one of the classier movies to release last year. not only was it funny but also wasn't cheap like some of the latter American Pie series. The man who stole the show was Mc Lovin ... The part from where he enters to the fake license rite through the end part where the cops carry hime out frm the part with him showing off his "punk ass" attitude .. just took the movie to another level ...



Look at him go Mc Lovin ..

McLovin quotes

When McLovin makes a fake license id

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Fogell: Well, it was between McLovin or Mohammed.
Seth: Why the f*** would it be between Mohammed or Mclovin?!
Fogell: Mohammed is the most common name in the world, why not read a book ass face
Seth: How many people do you know named Mahhomad?
Fogell: How many people do you know named McLovin?
Seth: Exactly!
Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin

End of story ... :P

When McLovin is asked about his name by cops


Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.
Officer Michaels: ‘Sounds like a sexy hamburger!

About his age ...

"How old are you?"

"old enough?"

"For What?"

"to party"

McLovin the ladies man ...



Story of how he told one of dem ladies the time

"I told her wat time it was cheeka cheeka yea yea"

Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It’s not the “going” I’m worried about… but the “coming.”

when mclovin walks into the science room;
"gangstas, whats up guys"

This one isnt exactly a quote

Seth: Number 1, you look like a future pedophile on this picture....
Number 2, it doesnt even have a first name, it just says McLovin...

Evan: McLovin? What are you and Irish R'n'B singer?

another un.....
Seth: Why the fuck are you wearin a vest?
Fogell: Im tryna look olderr
Seth: You look like Pinocchio

I guess theres a lil Mc Lovin in all of us ;)





I have to end with another McLovin quote with a link to to get a McLovin id

"Hell ye,show these fukas how we roll"

Mails I got ... that fu*ked my mind .. Part I ... A Cute love story or so he says !!!

Everyone gets a lil mind fu**ed at work. Its ok ... and everyone gets those spam mails about friendship or a true story about "how in the end we realize it is important to express your love" u know wat i mean .. but this maill dat im about to put up is smething else .. it cracked me up at work and ppl wer wondering why ? jus chk it out ill put forth my thoughts after u ppl read this ...

Subject A cute love story


A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.

BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.















WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?








ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............



moral of the story:

if u love someone......say to him directly don't wait for the destiny to play the role.............otherwise u will lose that person




**************** The end ***********************************

I put the end so you know that the "cute" love story is over ;)

My thoughts

First of all i dont think the "love story" is cute .. if its a love story at all

One upon a time there was this girl worked at a cd shop and and guy fell for her ... dats a beginning of a love story ...
but this starts of with A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE ? hmmmm ...

Neways we go on ...

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

another abrupt deviation from a love story unless it involves rebirth ;)

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM

ok its a lil weird but ppl do weirder things "in love" ...

Next sentence

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

Ok still in the flow ...

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

a poetic gesture of sadness (cried nd cried ... nd finally died ;) )

Nest sentence

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

Is this author fu*king with our heads ... i know she cried nd cried .. but she also finally died ... still do we wat to know why she cried ...

his hold over the plot is breath taking ... such a deep philosophy ... so very deep ... that i almost drowned in it !!!